tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9090824098980098592012-02-15T22:46:33.993-08:00Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-909082409898009859.post-60148163204138674332008-10-30T18:32:00.000-07:002008-10-30T18:33:26.702-07:00From my SO. Really nice joke, enjoy <br /><br />Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ..................<br /><br />Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?<br /><br />PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !<br /><br />Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?<br /><br />PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?<br /><br />Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?<br /><br />PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah<br /><br />Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?<br /><br />PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! blain, use your blainnn.........<br /><br />Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?<br /><br />PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?<br /><br />Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?<br /><br />PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!<br /><br />Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/909082409898009859-6014816320413867433?l=kaendi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-909082409898009859.post-29940068190869687232008-10-20T18:32:00.000-07:002008-10-30T18:32:37.689-07:00Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?<br />When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.<br />A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.<br />Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'<br />There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.<br />Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.<br />There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.<br />Great news . . . Virginity can be cured !!!<br />A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she... was happy with the Thing......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/909082409898009859-2994006819086968723?l=kaendi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-909082409898009859.post-53679098917491765542008-10-16T04:13:00.001-07:002008-10-30T18:31:55.643-07:00it was one of the first times I had used a toilet instead of a potty. I needed a wee and, as little kids do, I pulled my trousers and pants down all the way down to my ankles but stood up. Anyway I started to pee when all of a sudden I felt my trousers move. I thought nothing of it and carried on. They moved again. I looked over my shoulder and realised that I had pooed without realising. The poo and fell and landed neatly into my pants. We didn't have Kandoo in them days...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/909082409898009859-5367909891749176554?l=kaendi.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376344787985084740noreply@blogger.com0