Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
Great news . . . Virginity can be cured !!!
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she... was happy with the Thing......